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10 Things That Makes A Good Looking Man Unattractive
10 Things: Ladies, please stop the madness. We need many of you to take back your pride and not sell it off for that “good D,” some attention, or because you’re afraid of being alone.
10 Things: Ladies, please stop the madness. We need many of you to take back your pride and not sell it off for that “good D,” some attention, or because you’re afraid of being alone. You’re placing these men out here on pedals because they are good-looking and have that charisma, swag, a little style, and yes, I’m repeating it, “good D.” Stop excusing their inability to keep a job by taking care of them. Where is your dignity? The fear of being alone should be the prerequisite for giving up your pride. And let’s not speak on the foul odors many of these guys carry because they are scared of water and wipe their bottoms like a little four-year-old. But I’m done ranting. Just do better, ladies.
Below are 10 Things that should make any man – good-looking or not unattractive and unworthy of a good woman.
Unemployment
So it seems like unemployment was the biggest no-no that would make a good-looking man unattractive. But I ask, is the unemployment due to the down-turned economy, or is he just a loser looking to be supported by anyone who adores his special features? From our survey, women really have a particular interest in this question and they despise a broke ass man! Man, travel to another city, become a personal trainer/escort, sell snacks on the train, but please get a job if you want a fine woman or man?
Bad Hygiene
Both women and gay men had a big issue with a good-looking man having bad hygiene. Honestly, if you’re a good looking anybody, you’re halfway there. Why would you mess up all that goodness by being smelly? Some people may like a little musk, but cheesy you know what’s aren’t tasty at all. I’m a man… I know! And I wouldn’t even consider not washing mines before sex!
Lack of Style
This is an issue gay and straight men chimed in on. I guess they were all good looking. All jokes aside though; a stylish man is appealing and an ordinary one would look even more appealing. So gents, whatever you gotta do to get your game up… do it! Follow us on Pinterest and get some style tips. You can even go to Lenox Mall and scout the mannequins in Bloomies, Versace, Neimans, and Kenneth Cole. And for those who are thrifty, H&M. Oh, and stylish doesn’t mean having your goodies all out for the whole world to see. I know some of you use that to advertise, but that is what Facebook, craigslist, Instagram and twitter are for; finding anonymous hookups. Yeah, I’m talking to all y’all; heads up ladies, girlfriends, and wives!
Being Self-Absorbed
Okay, it seems like many people had an issue with good-looking guys using their looks as head-bangers. Nothing detracts from a good looking man than thinking it’s all about him. Personally, give me an ordinary woman or man with great taste, style, smile, conversation, who knows how to throw down in the bedroom and kitchen.
Lack of Confidence
Women seem to detest a good-looking man who doesn’t have confidence. I can understand that though. Most women in general, look to their men for comfort and protection. They look for a man that can be their superman in public and in the bedroom. After all, who really want to be with someone who isn’t sure of whom he or she is?
Being out of shape
Okay, the gay men have this on lock. They want a good-looking man that is fit and healthy. You know what I say about that… get your game up before you want to find that Adonis. It seems like most people in general always want a dime when they are only a 5. And the big woman wants a skinny man. I really don’t get that but to each his/her own!
Nasty Attitude
Both women and gay men chimed in on this one as well. They said they hate good-looking guys who have nasty attitudes. I must concur! A good-looking man would seem very ugly if he has a nasty attitude. So to all the good looking guys out there, if you have a bad attitude because you know you look good and everybody wants you, not! This makes you uglier than the most unattractive person on earth. Matter-of-fact, you would be the ugliest person on earth!
Bad Teeth
This is really huge for gay men. They said no bad teeth here. Honestly, everybody should say no to bad teeth. At some point in your life, you should be able to afford to go to the dentist. It’s no excuse that your teeth are bad and you try to make up for it because you’re really good looking. Man, get a grip, and get your mug fixed!
Being a Cheapskate
Women and gay men chimed in on this once again. I guess nothing is uglier than a good-looking man that’s a cheapskate. I must say I’m allergic to cheap people. I consider myself a very thoughtful person who gives really nice gifts. So, if I give you an expensive gift, dammit, I want one as well. You know what I hate even worst is someone who always wants gifts but doesn’t even think to give you one in return. I guess there’s a name for that – gold-digging cheapskate!
Keep an Untidy Home
Rounding off the top 10 list is an “untidy man.” Everyone chimed in on this one. They said hell no to the dirty good-looking man! This seems to be a common thing for men in general. You have a lot of guys out there who love looking good but are messy as hell. They don’t keep their pads clean at all. Their cars are cleaner than where they live. And women, shame on you! How can you date a guy, go to his house and see that mess and still sleep with him? I had a roommate years back; good looking guy, who had the same personality. This guy had women left and right and even had a steady girlfriend he tried to move in on us. He always smelled good, face groomed, and looked pristine until you enter his room. We’re talking about dust packed on his TV and electronics, dresser, and everywhere else you could imagine. He was also allergic to vacuuming too. So if you have a dime that is untidy, drop to an 8 and get you a cleaner man!
Commentary By Wilford G.
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